Walking to Gan this morning with Raphaela, I began to notice a man in his 60's trailing slowly behind us, randomly smiling in my direction and trying to get my attention.  He caught up to us and then experienced the least successful pick-up, since the creation of Adam and Eve.

Man:  Your granddaughter is adorable.
Me:  (Sending him the Glare of Death)  This is my daughter.
Man:  (Determined to see this through) Well I am sure you would make a really hot grandmother some day.
Me:  (Transmitting a super-sized Glare of Death)
Man:  Sorry, never mind.

He quickly scurried away before the scene got any more humiliating, and I could hear him muttering under his breath, "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"