Thursday, December 4, 2014

The Mommy Store

(The Scene:  a minor tantrum by Raphaela because of some perceived transgression by Mommy)

Raphaela:  (with sour face) I don't like you anymore.
Mommy:  You don't have to like me all the time, but I will always be your Mommy.
Raphaela:  I want another Mommy then.
Mommy:  OK, after I take you to school I will go to the Mommy Store and buy you a new one, a better model.
Raphaela:  (approximately two seconds later) Did you go to the store yet?
Mommy:  No!
Raphaela:  Alright...I will take you back.

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